Soso, der Gaddafi will also die Schweiz auflösen. Und das nur, weil wir seinen Sohn eingebuchtet hatten. Zu Recht übrigens. Also das Einbuchten.
Was genau ist denn dem sein Problem frag ich. Ob er die Hitze nicht verträgt und ihm zu Kopfe gestiegen ist? Die Willkür jedenfalls ist ihm inne. Ebenso ein riesen Ego. Umso kleiner ist wohl sein - na ihr wisst schon. Wie ein trotziger Bub stampft er auf den Boden und glaubt, deswegen wird ihm Mami UNO jeden Wunsch erfüllen. Die Schweiz auflösen zum Beispiel.

Gut, könnte man blasphemisch sagen, die Welschen wollen eh lieber zu Frankreich gehören. Wir graben also wirklich eine Röstigraben und der erste Schritt ist getan. Die Tessiner essen lieber Spaghetti als Fondue, die wird es nicht allzu schmerzen. Italien ist dann um ein Filmfest reicher. Und die Deutschschweiz? Tja, der Name hat es inne liebe Eidgenossen, wir würden dann wohl zu den Gummihälsen gehören (die ich übrigens mag). Das scheint also alles auf zu gehen. Fast. Ein Grössenwahnsinniger wie der Gaddafi wird scheitern an, genau, seinem Grössenwahn. Denn einer wie der, sieht die Stärke in der Grösse. Wir, Liebe Eidgenossen und kleingewachsene Schweizer, wir wissen es besser. Denn was übrig bleibt, bei dem sauberen Aufteilungsplan ist der Rätoromanische Teil von unserem Land. Und während die UNO sich drüber die Köpfe zerbricht, was mit diesem Rest Schweiz zu tun sein, wandern wir alle, genau, dahin.

Der Graubünden wird zu unserer Festung, wir verschanzen uns und fangen alles Wasser in einem grossen Stausee auf. Der Gaddafi hat zwar Öl, aber wir haben das Wasser. Und Öl kann man nun mal nicht trinken.Als Bergler sind wir dann zäh im nehmen (gut die Züricher werdens schwer haben), wir pflegen Selbstversorgung und stocken die natürlichen Anhöhen zu Mauern auf, die rund um die ehemalige Kantonsgrenze gehen wird. Ehemalige. Denn neu werden das unsere Landesgrenzen sein. Da oben in den Bergen können sich dem Gaddafi seine Kamele dann die Hufe aufschlagen.

So werden wir der Welt trotzen, bis Mami UNO zugeben muss, dass sie leichtsinnig den pubertären Zwängen nachgegeben hat und uns als Wiedergutmachung kein Nidelzältli, sondern Lybien als Hoheitsgebiet schenkt. Und dann lieber Gaddafi, bist du am – na ihr wisst schon. Dann rennen dir tausende kleiner Eidgenossen die Bude ein und sagen Grüezi auf gut schweizerische Art; mit einem Tritt in den – eben.

Lasst ihn nur kommen, wir sind bereit!
Eure Rebecca
rebecca.schnyder@alltickets.ch

The Gallagher-brothers have always been in for a scandal and they never really liked each other. Oftentimes the fans feared that the band would spilt. As they do now.

About a week ago, Noel Gallagher announced his exit on the bands homepage. The owing concerts were cancelled. He seems to be serious. After the huge fight with his brother passed weekend, during which they threw around guitars and crashed them until the police was called, he does not want to rejoin the band: „I cant work with my brother for one more day.“

If that would mean the splitting of the band, that would be a pity. Because Oasis has become the most succesful rep of Britpop since their formation 1991 with over 50 million records sold.
Liam on his part emphasizes that he wont let Noel back in the band and does not consider a reconciliation. What all the fans are now wondering, is whether Oasis will split because of that.
Liam Gallagher denies. He wants to continue with Oasis, Noel on his side is planning a solo career.
Will the band be the same without Noel? No. Is that bad? No. And why not? Maybe now, that the Gallagher-brother wont me fighting all the time, the band can concentrate on their music and reach the point of their erstwhile success.

Well, her music isnt everybodys favourite and one may say she is a cheesy popsinger. But one thing she did that barely anyone thought she would and many others cant: She is back.

In the eighties and nineties she was there: at the very top. Her voice made her the new Aretha Franklin, millions of sold records tell. But marrying Bobby Brown, a rapping bad boy, her way down was as steep as her way to the heaven of pop had been. Drugs, violence, excess. Not thanks to her music but with countless scandals she was topic of conversations.

Now she’s back. Like before with melodic R’n B-Pop, but like before with her brilliant voice as well. The tiny, computer-fortified little popvoices from the last couple years should watch out. Cause with her comeback Whitney shows one thing particular: Real talent grows tall, as does bad weed.

And you dont have to be a fan to say: Whitney, I’m glad you’re back!

End of July the swiss consumerism approached several points of sale who sell tickets for sports and music events. Doing that they asked for a statement regarding the model for a fair ticketsale the SKS presented in March 2009. This model contains amongst other that tickets can only be purchased at a sales desk and that those will be personalised.

Quickly it surfaced, that none of the points of sale thought of the model as realistic and most of them do not see the need to act regarding a new organisation of the selling system. The SKS classifys any selling-on of tickets as black market. This classification has no labor contract.

As a matter of course alltickets.ch responded to the survey and is in communication with the SKS. Like others, alltickets.ch does not believe in exclusive sale at sales desks. The selling by internet allows people to purchase tickets who’d have long way to go to the next sales desk. Sell-on-points like alltickets.ch also enables people to visit an event that has been sold out within a couple hours. Not everybody can arrange to buy a ticket in that short period tickets are oftentimes sold. Furthermore alltickets.ch garantees the sale of valid and certified tickets which inhibits the real black market. The alltickets-clients agree. The reproval that tickets are being sold for unreasonable prices, the alltickets-management has to decline, pointing out the fact that the tickets are bought already for more than they costed originally. Furthermore offers alltickets.ch a passibility to get rid of a ticket, if a person cant make the event.

Your alltickets-Team


Link to the article of the SKS

There are eight more dates for this year on Bliggs concert itinerary. That means eight possabilities to see Bligg performing live, eight more possabilities to be part of a Tour that shows us: Music from Switzerland is great!

There are numerous great artists in our country, amongst them many who do not receive the attention they deserve. Also because there is tons of music that reaches us from abroad that is played more often because its better known. One who made it to the point where his songs air on the radio, in between Madonna and Lady Gaga, is Bligg. And this mainly because his daringness. First he established Swiss German as a language used in Rap, then he mixed Hip-Hop with R’n B-style singing releasing a duet with Emel and further sings a song for Susanne Wille. The best and most important venture though was his most recent: One mix Rap with Hackbrett. With his album „0816“ Bligg shows us one thing: Dont imitate the ones from abroad to reach their point of success. Much better: Position yourself as what you are: Music from Switzerland. That is clever, honest and confident. Doing that Bligg is one step ahead of many others and that is anything else than 08/15!

Bligg live:
04.09.2009 Lötschbergzentrum Spiez
19.09.2009 Salzhaus Brugg
03.10.2009 Sporthalle Zuchwil
16.10.2009 Stadthalle Sursee
17.10.2009 Stadthalle Chur
23.10.2009 Festhalle Rüegerholz Frauenfeld
17.12.2009 Volkshaus Zurich
18.12.2009 Volkshaus Zurich